I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it
This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.
if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike!
if my grandmother was a pillow my hand would hurt less when I slap her!
You have good weed.
you don't even know what I'm capable of I'm completely sober
I... uh... yes, I guess?
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Deep.
If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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