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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Well yeah bay leaves do usually get removed before serving

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 6 points 7 hours ago

Bay leaves, at this point is just a cultural thing

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

That leaf was conceived in wedlock.

[–] ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 hours ago
[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

I assume that's for garnish

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Ah! The vegetarian plate!

[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

In fairness, I’m not sure anyone knows if bay leaves even do anything.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 hours ago

my person, it absolutely does i love them very much, they are one of my favourite spices

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

... what?

Make a dish twice, once without the bay leaf. There is an obvious difference. It's fine to not like the taste of any particular spice but saying there is none is sort of crazy?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 13 hours ago

He's joking, it's people that don't cook often don't know what the difference is

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Just smell it (not just bay leaves but whatever). If it has a smell, that aroma can be infused into cooking, though you'll want to make sure it's edible before just throwing it into dishes.

And you might need to sauté them for a bit (also called tempering) to infuse that aroma into oil, since it's not all water soluable.

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't sure myself, so i made a "tea" out of bay leaves to check, and i can confirm that they do in fact have a pretty distinct flavor.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

This is smart, I don't know when to put it in so I should get familiar with the taste

[–] thisorthatorwhatever@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Might as well just boil up a handful of grass from the local park, about the same.

[–] Tomato666 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bay leaf does provide a subtle earthy flavour, but it is also an anti fungal. I guess your left overs will stay edible a bit longer.

It also looks exactly the same as a clove leaf. A shop sold me a bag of mis-labelled clove leafs and my Bolognese that evening tasted most strange

[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Ah, yeah, the kind of cooking our household does is usually pretty strong favour wise (lots of South Asian cooking), it’s probably why neither my wife or I have ever noticed it.

Maybe if when make Italian food we should use it :)

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 16 hours ago

While I support the message of never eating at Chipotle again, she's doing it for the wrong reasons.

I don't eat at Chipotle because they were bought by private equity and subsequently enshittified to further enrich someone who already had more wealth than could be spent in a lifetime.

She doesn't eat at Chipotle because she found a bayleaf in her burrito bowl...

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's where food comes from - trees, bushes, grasses, dirt.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Also - if Minecraft has taught me anything - punching animals until some chops appear in my inventory.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel

[–] quotequack@lemmy.quotequack.xyz 11 points 19 hours ago

Leaf on top

[–] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 22 hours ago (21 children)

Guess this person is unfamiliar with seasoning and the fact that bay leaves are used for flavor.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can't they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

You want one from a bay or harbor, where the pollution hast concentrated, and the bay leaf has been able to draw in all the tasty flavors of PCBs, chemical waste, sewage, fertilizers, pesticides, industrial run-off, etc. It's all those subtle flavors that make the Bay Leaf the King of Seasonings.

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I worked with a dude who loved "ramen" but had never had it from a restaurant. He didn't seem like he knew how to cook particularly well, and I'm not sure if he'd ever even left the suburbs he was born in.

One day he was talking about how excited he was to go to a real ramen shop over the weekend. So next time I see him I asked how it went. He sighed and said he got a veggie ramen because he found out the meat ones were "made with bone" and he was grossed out by it. I could only say "of course, that's how you make good soup." Then I had to explain how you make stock or split pea with ham soup, etc. I think I ruined soup for him.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 10 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Vegetarian soups are still delicious though. Soup is just awesome all around

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I can't downvote you for an honestly expressed opinion, but soup is a disappointing meal.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I respect your wrong opinion

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Tbh, that would be a functional dish without the broth.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh, is that a soup though? Soup is something that's eaten with a soup spoon. I challenge you to eat noodles with a soup spoon. That looks damned fine, by the way.

[I never said my opinions were rational, only correct, like an absolute truth of the universe.]

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Try a thai curry, seafood if you like it, or pork or veggie. So flavorful.

Other suggestions: pho, French onion soup, bouillabaise.

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[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I can't bay leaf that happened to her.

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