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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 9 points 10 hours ago

i think there was gonna be some LGBTQI stuff here when i read "pride" versioning.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It's more logical than Linux's version numbering system:

Does the major version number (4.x vs 5.x) mean anything?

No. The major version number is incremented when the number after the dot starts looking "too big." There is literally no other reason.

https://www.kernel.org/category/releases.html

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 19 points 16 hours ago

And «too big» for Linus is around 20.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 points 16 hours ago

See that's totally logical, but it makes more human sense than computer sense.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's logical if Linus has some numbers autism

[–] CanadaPlus 10 points 11 hours ago

Hmm, guy who wrote his own kernel because he didn't like the ones that existed. I'm sure he's totally neurotypical. /s

[–] sip@programming.dev 4 points 13 hours ago

idk for me it's easier to rember ex xdna was merged on 6.14 than 2.253

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Well that explains why I’m on version

0.0.7899999999998765

[–] username_1@programming.dev 43 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (13 children)

7899999999998765

Even if a developer would make a commit every second, it would take 250 million years to reach version 0.0.7899999999998765

[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 61 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Most of the mistakes they have to fix are incorrect version numbering.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have seen people just add '9's to it, so to not upgrade the minor, so 2.6.997 gets 2.6.9997 and so on

Some people cannot math.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Wow a little bit of math is a dangerous thing

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[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 58 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Under semantic versioning, you should really be ashamed of bumping the major number, since this means you went and broke backwards compatibility in some way.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Bump the first number when you update to a version that breaks compatibility.

Bump the second number when you make a change that people might want to revert back from

Bump the third number for bug fixes.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You have done something, that it's worth breaking backwards compatibility over.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 10 points 19 hours ago

Yeah I just forgot how the old stuff worked

[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 18 points 20 hours ago

Except from 0.x.x to 1.0.0. That one means you’re committed to keeping the API/format stable. At least how I think about it.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago

Shame-antic versioning

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

I recently realized: fuck it, just have the build date as the version: 2026.02.28.14 with the last number being the hour. I can immediately tell when something is on latest or not. You can get a little cheeky with the short year '26' but that's it. No reason to have some arbitrary numbers represent some strange philosophy behind them.

[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 28 points 19 hours ago

Tried it in the past but ultimately abandoned it, as then release numbers lost all added meaning. I can remember what happened in release 2.0.0 or (kinda) 3.5.0, but what the hell was release 2025.02.15? Why did it break this random function?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can you immediately tell? Do you memorize the last day you released? Do you release daily? There's definitely some benefit to making the version equal to the date, but you lose all the other benefits of semver (categorizing the scope of the release being the big one). That's not a strange philosophy, it's just being a good api provider.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

You're right. I'm looking at it through a very limited scope: nightly releases. I've been working with "latest" so long, I forgot actual versions exist.

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[–] someone@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago

fucking hilarious! I needed to laugh. Thanks @cm0002@infosec.pub this made my day

[–] uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

minecraft being on 1.21.11 (i think)

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

with the current team of devs who's ethos seems to be to never touch the already well established gameplay features there will never be a minecraft 2.0

the entire philosophy of development for that game would need to change for that to happen

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 10 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

Actually, Minecraft 26 comes out this year. They dropped the "1." and bumped the sub-version from 21 to 26 to match the year. They've also changed the way the new second tier works to be related to the quarter-year.

26.1 is due next month.

So yeah, there'll never be a Minecraft 2.0. The versioning no longer allows for it.

(This doesn't rule out a game called "Minecraft II" with its own set of unrelated but identical version numbers. Minecraft II 36.1 drops in ten years. Maybe. But probably not.)

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

honestly good for them, this tells me they realised how useless the "1.x.x" format is since they do not plan on ever having it tick up to 2.x.x, and changed it to something that allows them to convey more meaningful information

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You haven't accounted for 3002.

[–] sip@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago

yeah, minecraft version will be the next y2k

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If there ever is a "Minecraft 2.0," they would absolutely continue developing Minecraft 1.xx in parallel.

Honestly, props to them. They could make a huge amount of money by just moving over to a 2.0 and forcing a billion people around the world to buy the new version (and you know those people would buy it), but they aren't doing that.

[–] blamster19@programming.dev 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Minecraft recently changed its versioning scheme so the next release will be Minecraft 26.

[–] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

well that's a disappointment

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Lowkey how I version number personal mini-projects and small things I roll out for my team.

I guess more like:
x.. "huge new feature, scope expansion, or cool shit."
.x. "small feature, or fixing a serious bug" ..x "testing something. Didn't work. Try again +1."

I'm not ashamed it didn't work. I swear!

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I guess ..x. means NOTHING to you....... ;-)

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