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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

Nah it was "It's American Psycho time!"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 19 hours ago

That quote is from Superman Returns, you sponges

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago

Imagine if instead of Rosebud, he said "Citizen Kane."

[–] Klear@quokk.au 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a line from Spongebob. The picture is unrelated.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

It's from Star Trek: Enterprise after the lead actor scored a role for an unrelated film

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How can we be sure he didn't say that? We weren't there

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

True, I heard from some people that think they're smart that you can't prove a negative.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Some people argue this line was one of Bateman's hallucinations and that he really said "I'm Paul outta options here."