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[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Port Arlington Parkrun this morning. Beautifully still and clear. Pb too.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for the 3 day weekend cat jesus.

Your people will get a rotisserie chicken as thanks.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Birthday dinner was underwhelming. Great place, food was quality...but left kind of hungry.

I picked the joint so can't be too mad.

Still had a blast with the family.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

The hollow leg curse. Years ago a friend offered me all I could eat taco bill for my birthday for me n a mate. I'm 6'2" he's 6'5". She cut us off after two entrees and two mains. We went elsewhere afterwards for a bit more food. Next week she came into my bar where she got free beer and I cut her off after two. Payback.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

Best birthday wishes to you! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Happy birthday! I also had an underwhelming food experience today, a new fancy sandwich place which I was excited to try but ended up being very mid. Hurts when it’s expensive. It happens.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name and shame...we live in the same hood (give or take).

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was in Footscray, Crumbz Deli. I leaned today that Footscray is for viet food not sandwich deli’s.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Good to know.

And Footscray is good for African food too.

Honky good though...not so much.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Happy birthday mate πŸŽ‰

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Cheers homegirl

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Happy Birthday. πŸ₯°πŸ«‚πŸŽ‚

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One glass of low-ish alcohol lemon spritz and was inspired to play with some make-up I don't often use, so will be spending the rest of the evening in purple eye-liner, purple and blue highlighter and a dark lippy.

Happy Friday! Cheers! πŸ₯‚ 🍾

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nothing wrong with purple eyeliner 😐

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not at all!! Currently got a metallic one, wore pale purple to work today!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a whole spectrum of eyeliners

once I finish doing one colour a time of my blue green palette shadows I'm going to use a neutral dove grey shadow and try a different liner a day

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Turns out I have an amazing lipstick I've barely touched because I never gave the proper chance. It is such a great colour for me. Good luck kn your quest - I wanted to join the eyeshadow one but I have so (too) many that within a few days I wanted to pick ones that fit fit my vibe / mood that I was still ignoring the lesser chosen ones. But, also, sometimes I just know that bright orange will fuck up my vibe.

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cheers banana ears 🍻

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Borrowed a stapler removler from a woman's desk at work because I have some staplers to removle

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love this. There's a saying to this about the simplest things but I'm too drunk right now. πŸ‘

Edit: The simplest things in life are often the best. Boom.

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m happily not thinking about anything

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

What a glorious feeling.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Friday photos.

my begonias are looking pretty good

beach, the water was so calm today

the current took sand away and now the little rocks smash up the shells

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The only way I can get my Garmin to charge.

spoiler

Can't afford a new one so I guess this'll need to do

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a garmin and I can't imagine how this works.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Looks like one of the older style chargers where the back of the watch basically clips into a plate, rather than being shaped more like a typical "plug".

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

it works so it works

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Thinking I'll do drag of Poison Ivy, inspired by Uma Thurmans portrayal.

It's already glamourous but I reckon I can glam it up even more. Gonna thrift and alter some clothes from Savers, and add the fake vines and roses I bought from the dollar store.

I dunno if I want to do the body suit though, maybe short-shorts onesie leotard thing, maybe a skirt, definitely knee high boots.

Gonna be this year's project, maybe I wear it to PAX or Supernova lol

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Doing an informal squat challenge this month and today was my first round with weighted squats in a while. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Do enjoy that a bar makes it easier to keep form but ow ow ow ow ow ow.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ok so you inspired me to have another look at squats. One of my least favourite exercises because my knees hate me ("lift with your knees" they said, "save your back" they said). I thought, there's got to be a way to do it without trashing your knees. That led me to a short video which really helped. I did all the things that Dr said and now I can (carefully) do squats! So I did 56 very slow and careful squats, and I'm very excited to join you on your squat challenge!

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I love this!!! Also, thanks for the video, that's super helpful for Boyo. Hope your legs don't ache too much today! I do them in blocks of 10 or 20 if I'm too tired or sore.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

That's some pretty solid advice, tyvm!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please share your squat challenge!

I did squats today too as well as a full workout and am quite tired now.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

It's just 56 squats a day for the 56 women diagnosed with breast cancer daily. Meant to be a fund-raiser, hence the doing it informally. I've been slack with my squats lately so thought it would be a good way to get back into it. Did it with 20kgs bar today and, well, you've seen the ows.

Now I'm not looking forward to starting them again next week lol

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have a great long weekend, guys 🍺

I'll have a great short weekend, but that's okay 🍻

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Another day of reading reddit till work is finished.

Lame.

Edit: 45 mins to go.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

AnySoftKeyboard is working now. I was playing with the settings, it crashed, and now it works

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Work has become such a busy time for me before a long weekend or holiday. Not that it's being forced on me, I've just figured out it's a good opportunity for us to have things ready agrees of time. Pump the budget a bit and I get plenty of interaction and leads

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I had a dream last night that I went to the Melbourne crew party and it was lovely. @gibsonhasafluffybutt was ssuuuuper tall and @studspud was cool as, and then we all went diving/snorkeling.

Was a nice change from my normal nightmares! Thanks.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Um I'm in and I think I'm cool lol, so this dream pleases me haha

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

and force_majeure was super sexy and cool and funny and everyone loved him?

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

100% 😁

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Having met both in real life we can testify that this is true.

I am in fact 9 feet tall

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My listening this morning

  • Cream (Disraeli Gears)
  • Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon)

DJ DT, what’s up next?

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