All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2026
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lay egg
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
Excrete, have sex, lay egg
All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤
Aaa we had the same thought but you were 7 hours faster
Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”
Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭
Why did the piss hole and fuck holes stay together while the shit hole got to evolve away? Mammels keep fucking each other in the shit holes anyways.
So is that a fossilized arrow pointing at what is being talked about?
Is... is there a Rule 34 of this?
See rule 35
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
I tried to find some of this one Star Wars character out of curiosity. He was in Fallen Order, the game released 7 years ago. He's a reasonably well built and attractive man, seems like the type that ao3 might like. The game is obscenely popular, so plenty of people were exposed to him. His name is Taron Malicos.
The orifice of kings
The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild
We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint on the photocopier at an office party…
Not me! I wasn't at the party and it was a bag of buttholes