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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This technique is referred to as "sword swallowing".

[–] teft@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

During that period most sword maneuvers had german names so it'd probably be like Schwertschlucker or some obscure german pun.

[–] python@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Der Stahlbläser

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aka, the Gluk Gluk method.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Hawk tuah!" - medieval dude

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 weeks ago

This move is only allowed after the announcer says "Finish him!"

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In France they refer to that as avoiding la grande mort via la petite mort.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 18 points 2 weeks ago

"...I guess I can postpone your impending death a little while."

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

"You drew that quite quickly. Well done."

"No, I didn't already have this drawing and just added pants! I mean - what? Oh. Yes. Thank you. I...uh... draw fast sometimes."

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Going for the short sword makes sense

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Good roommate right there, helping him train!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

So uh....which of the 4 longswords am I supposed to be looking at here?

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure there's a punchline for an oglaf comic in here somewhere....

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The gud ſuk

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Here we see one gentleman attacking the other Vom Tag

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what's the intended technique here? some kind of leg grapple?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

BITE HIS DICK OFF!