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Puntastic shin protection (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 69420@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Keanu Greaves

Had to look it up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greave

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Kneeanu Greaves

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Geanu Kreaves?

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's beginning to be Grieves

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ahhhhhhh get outtttt

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sure my guy

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Eanu Kreeves

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I got it instantly! Thanks Diablo 2!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Kneeanu