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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

I support this activity

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 hours ago
[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it!

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 69 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 49 points 18 hours ago

My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 19 points 16 hours ago

Oh, it's you again.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago

Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say "Eww"

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 14 hours ago

hell yeah this is peak

uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i've never really payed attention hehe

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 35 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, it tastes awful

the armpits have to be au naturel

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 18 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn't fathom why his gf got so horny whenever he was sweaty

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 18 points 18 hours ago

Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Pretty sure that was also her.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

She showed up with a hiss and a roar, that's for sure.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

Maybe they changed instances?

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Can you post one about feet?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I have so many unanswered questions I'm too ticklish to ever find out.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 16 hours ago

That's a fetish too.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.

it's about like that.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You can buy tongue from a butcher...

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure my butcher offers such favours.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, you got a shit butcher.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Buy two tongues, obviously!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.

Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it's your kink.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

why would I reduce the size??

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 7 points 17 hours ago

I am starting to guess it's you posting within seconds. I'll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don't even think I need it lol.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago