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[โ€“] themaninblack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Just waiting on my referees to lock down this job. Wish me luck federated Melb!

Good luck ๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

sending lots of luck ๐Ÿ€ใ€ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ€ใ€ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ€ใ€ฐ๏ธโžก๏ธ

[โ€“] themaninblack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Thanks mate!

Edit: oh gawrsh forgot itโ€™s St. Patrickโ€™s day! Happy holidays

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

Can I ask for best wishes/luck for Miss Seagoon

she has a 2nd interview for a make up artist job tomorrow , it's a part time rep job for a make up company, not a store

( and I'm hoping may lead to other jobs )

it's a very tough industry but she's lucky in that she has real qualifications , seems that even tho we have a big movie industry there is no way to get make up quals here, so her overseas diploma and experience is ๐Ÿ‘

also, she's only been here back in oz for 10 weeks and she's already auditioning for parts in stage musicals

can I say she's awesome ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฅน

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 6 minutes ago

Good luck Miss Seagoon! Go get em! ๐Ÿคž ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Had to go to the gym today otherwise my shoulder would give me migraines.

Taking it super easy.

Pray for mojo.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

today I am wearing my little antique Irish brooch, only one day a year

it's carved from fossil oak/bog oak

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

That's cool!!

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Miss Meow's blood test results have come back with nothing too alarming, just a slightly raised kidney enzyme to be monitored. She also has been vomiting less, so I'm hoping the new food fixes that issue. She's not completely changed over and is still having a bit of her canned food, so fingers crossed that's all it takes to resolve the issue.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

๐Ÿคž

sending good vibes for Miss Meow ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

sounds nice ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

I had an early package today, with my new little whiteboard and associated supplies. So today's plan involves playing around with whiteboard marker tape to set up my exercise and meal planning boards.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 9 points 6 hours ago

Had an interview at Dentist Supplies this morning for some more side work. The two guys in the office looked identical, well kept skinny guys. Makes me wonder if this is one of those Brethren businesses since they like to run their own businesses but like safe, boring industries

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So I have a thing called auditory pareidolia, basically when there's white noise / runnng water / fan etc. the brain is tricked into hearing patterns and filling in the blanks. In my case it's music. Really soft muffled music usually things with distorted guitar / vocals (not the words though, just pitch) and drums. Can sometimes pick out the choon but it's all very indistict and sounds like it's coming from 2 rooms over. Choons I can recognise are all from childhood (so no rave choons heh).

Place next door haven't done their downpipes yet so it sounds like a bit of a waterfall with rain like that and last night it went into overdrive. Usually happens when you're relaxed and not doing much.

Apparently it's quite common.

When I was younger thought I was trippin.

Anyway last night swore I heard beegees stayin' alive which was new.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

I had no idea that had a name. My noisy box air conditioner in the bedroom used to make that happen. Slightly indistinct original music to make a change from the normal internal soundtrack (which is currently running a Hinder marathon).

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

Irish stew and a pint of Guinness please

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A beg o potatoes tanks loov

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A pint of Guinness and a Dublin Spicebag please chef. Yes, I know, they copied the HSP from us but made it their own and it's nice. And contains no cheese which I think is an improvement on poutine, and telling the truth here, the HSP.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿง‚๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Thanks chef!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Slept in a bit.

The strays made their displeasure known about being stuck in the drizzle.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Oh that's just a picture of me lol

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Up most of the night with upset tummy - I think it was the dodgy sammo from colesworth I had for yesterday's lunch. Today will require fortitude.

On the brighter side, I counted no less than 3 different sets of people visiting the bins out for collection to harvest cans/bottles, and leave other stuff in their place. I was impressed with how quiet they were. And the new 4 bedroom house they've been building next door that was recently put up for sale already has a brushtail possum living in the roof.

Hope you're feeling better :)

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 8 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Smoke alarm just went off and woke me up. Shit those things are loud. Ears are still ringing. Looked around, nothing. It did this a few months ago too, middle of the night. After I pressed the cancel button it did a couple of chirps. Itโ€™s not that old and the battery should be fine. Looked up the brand and thereโ€™s a bunch of 1 star reviews all complaining this alarm goes off randomly, often overnight. Have taken it off the ceiling. Itโ€™s going in the bin and Iโ€™ll be off to Bunnings this week for a new one. Not happy.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

I heard smoke alarms only randomly go off at night because the cold makes everything contract and lowers the output of the battery if it's already low. The alarm then thinks the battery is dying and goes off.

Same reason posters and suction cup soap holders in the shower only ever fall off at night time

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

My alarms do this from time to time (like once or twice a year) and I have no idea why. Maybe theyโ€™re programmed to test once in a while? Extremely loud as well. Iโ€™ve learned to go straight for my noise cancelling headphones. Then turn off. Scares the crap out of me if they go off while Iโ€™m sleeping.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Ooh yeah mine hallucinated a few years ago. Scared the shit outta me.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

i am still up

i'll have an early brekkie

make lunches

give ted his brekkie too

then back to bed for another sleep, maybe the overnight work will have finished by then ๐Ÿ˜พ

20 mins later, having morning coffee and some panadols for headache

watching the trains go by while I have my breakfast looking out the window

so many workers on the train coming home from night shift

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

happy st pats

horrible night tho, loud construction noise ( just finish the darn bridge already ) and humid

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ€