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[–] Cloudstash@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Basic kit for american students? Obiviously without the weight of knowledge, thats an error

[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A pic of Ma to go in each wallet lol

[–] caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Should be a different picture in each wallet

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As long as your mom is in one.

Different pictures of different mothers from different cities in different states.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago

Nature's multitool.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

I couldn't go anywhere without my emotional support bug

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Proper Leatherman has all of these things plus a can opener.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I only use the original.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I must have missed it when they brought out the Santiago update!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 days ago

This is like 101 stuff. You quickly learn to keep your cyanide in a false tooth and leave your cold dead heart at home.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it possible you're split into sixteen personalities?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 days ago

Where is your linux USB with every distro anyone could possible mention?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago

I bring my leatherman with me everywhere, but I wouldn't call him a "tool".

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

I would give my life for Santiago.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You forgot the lightsaber with dead batteries.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keys, wallet, phone. One pocket left over for whatever I find on the way.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  • Cool rocks
  • Seashells
  • Arcade tokens
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if I’m allergic?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago

The bottle will protect you.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Aw. I wanted him to ride on my shoulder

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this referencing song lyrics or some pop culture thing?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pop culture kind of. The idea of having your "every day carry" list has been popular lately. Typically its things like keys, wallet, phone, multi tool, etcetera. So the meme is just that this person's ever day carry is filled with insane shit.

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I like this meme, it’s been around for a minute. Just seemed like it could be a reference a song. I’m also the kind of person that this makes fun of lol

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Seems to be a mildly absurdist meme in the vein of ‘come see the ocean’:

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I just take my Sebenza and cyanide pills