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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It gives me a reason within an hour of going to bed.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

my friends want to do zwift rides at 8pm at the earliest. I'll drink at least 1.5L of water in a 45 minute ride. I'm up pissing until 11, at least

their schedule simply does not work for me

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This guy depresses

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You still have to get up to pee on your bed.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Nah just roll on your back and aim it up and slightly to one side. As a bonus, now the wet spot isn't under you so you can stay comfy and warm.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I am so glad that I got fully functional paralysis during sleep. I drink a lot of water and it would be a problem. Not all my siblings are so lucky.

Liquid advice.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Do, and believe me, ot doesn't. I get up and sleep again.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

I don't have depression, but I do have executive dysfunction (yay ADHD) and I can stay in bed for hours before getting out. When I'm out, I don't usually go back unless actually sleepy. So for me at least it works. Might of course be different with depression.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

It will only get me up every three hours.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's also a good way to ensure you dont oversleep your alarm. Just make sure it's about 8 hours before waking up, not right before bed if those are different