Oh no Mr Trump please don't erode your relationships with your ~~vassals~~ allies, the left would be just devastated I tell you.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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Fun fact, Japan's constitution limits its military force to defensive capabilities only. They get the lion's share (97%) of their military equipment from the US. Japan has, in recent years, worked towards revising the definition of "defense" to include more offensive weapons, and allocate more money to defense spending.
So, yeah, vassal - and a good customer, too.
I just can't. That name, operation epic fury. I still just... cant.
Epstein Fury is probably the correct name for it
Operation AIPAC fury
Operation Cool Badass
That character 'Cypher Raige' from Will Smith's After Earth, except it's our reality now
Someone actually watched that movie?
I have to tell you Mr. President, I don't appreciate ironic titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it's 'EPIC FURY', or 'COCK FINGER,' they're not going to get it. They're going to think: a cock finger started this war. 
Mr. Cool Ice
The big beautiful bill
Operation epic fury
In fifty years, when kids are scrolling through their ipads about this time in history, he's going to be a hilarious page or two
So about that bill - i found out that if you are married but file separate they flat out deny you the overtime credit.
How come no one told Trump about Pearl Harbor five years before he was born???
His brain is literally the bit about manatees writing family guy episodes
And then Trump had this wonderful idea what if Japan were enemies again instead of allies?
Someone please book Trump a trip to Hiroshima and give him a microphone.