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[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Honestly, “it’s easier than explaining” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅

[–] Klear@quokk.au 115 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.

I'm a diagnostic.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't drink tea.

I'm an atheaist

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I hate definite articles, I’m an a-the-ist

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

May your water always be salted

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I mean you go girl more power to ya but it definitely isn't easier to explain pastafarianism than agnosticism to normies. Noone except programmers and other too online people even know it exists (yes i am also a terminally online freak relax peeps, real recognize real)

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's the neat part - you don't have to explain anything. You just assert the truthfulness of your religion and act offended when people point out how ridiculous it is.

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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Just show them the graph. Can't argue with hard data.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 35 points 4 days ago (11 children)

"I'm not religious"

Can't say I've ever had to explain anything more than that.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

i prefer "i'm not superstitious", because that's what all religions are

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you felt the touch of His noodly appendage?

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Sithrak is the only one true god.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You can just call yourself an atheist. Hell, if you call yourself a pastafarian you are basically an anti-theist.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

I'm anti-theist and I want to slay all gods.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Atheist and agnostic are not synonyms.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (22 children)

Why agnostic? Like... If there's no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

For me personally, atheism is saying 'there is nothing more to the universe or reality, what you see is what you get' which is extremely pretentious. Agnosticism is admitting to the possibility that there's something going on here, but we don't know and would likely be incapable of understanding what it is.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (21 children)

Atheism: I don't believe in the existence of god(s)

Agnosticism: I haven't seen any proof for god thus can't believe in one

It's the same thing really, but without the "negative" connotations usually attributed to atheism or atheists. "See, I'm not really an atheist but agnostic. It means I'm not to be expelled from this community as a heretic"

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It’s the same thing really, but without the “negative” connotations usually attributed to atheism or atheists. “See, I’m not really an atheist but agnostic. It means I’m not to be expelled from this community as a heretic”

This, basically. At least that's how I used it. As a kid living in the bible belt, admitting you were an atheist was, in their eyes, literally no different than being a cannibalistic devil worshipper. Agnostic was easier for them to swallow (albeit because odds are high that most of them didn't even know what it meant, and figured it was some sect of Christianity they were unfamiliar with).

When I got older, and escaped the institutional bigotry woven into nearly every facet of society down in the bible belt...the lovely place where our biology teacher also headed the bible club and refused to teach evolution yet somehow still had a job as a biology teacher in the public school system, as a small example...that was when I finally gained the confidence to self-describe as an atheist.

[–] FunnySalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

"See, I'm not really an atheist but agnostic. It means I'm not to be expelled from this community as a heretic"

I identity with this. When I was younger I identified as agnostic, as I saw it as a more socially acceptable option than atheism which allowed me to not have to pretend to be religious.

But I've identified as atheist for many years now. In my case by the time I did, everyone of significance in my life was nonreligious.

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[–] froh42@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I was an agnostic for a very long time.

My main view of things - I couldn't know if there was a god or if there wasn't. But all that ultimate judgement shit never made any sense for me. If you're just behaving decently because of fear of ultimate judgment, then you're not a decent person. Ok if god would want me not to be an asshole, I'd need to be that out of my free will. And if a god demanded adherence to some random rules out of the blue - that god wouldn't have a moral compass and I wouldn't want to have to do anything with them in my life, being smitten down at the end would have been a consequence for me anyways.

I just want to be no asshole. So the question of there's a god or not. I don't care. God is irrelevant.

Thus: agnostic

I started staying I'm an atheist somw time ago, as that's just quicker and I can go by without explaining.

Still - if there's a god around, which is possible but improbable - I'm making sure I make fucking good use of the free will they gave me.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (10 children)

It's not at all difficult to explain. "I don't believe in gods." Simple as that.

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 5 days ago (44 children)
[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

You either believe in god(s) or you don't. Orthogonally you might be sure of your beliefs or not.

Most self-described agnostics are agnostic atheists.

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