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[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 11 points 10 hours ago

Being an adult means being able to have breakfast for dinner. Bacon, scrambled eggs, halloumi and toast hit the spot.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Good night everyone

sweet dreams and stay warm and well 😘

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

Being an adult means having a shouting match with a brushtail possum when getting some spring onion, winning the argument, and then having an egg on toast without breaking the yolk but still questioning life.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

chores done, now for some sewing while listening to podcasts 😊 🧡

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Gibson has decided its bed time at 8pm.

Maybe she's onto something...

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

First proper wintry day! I got caught unprepared and I'm just coming home now in jeans and a polo shirt, no umbrella or nuffin. Doesn't matter. Had some beers and some Korean meats πŸ’ͺπŸ‘

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Feelin' warm and snug inside.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm thinking I need some new snug cardies with hoods and big pockets

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

TW mental health

Today has been absolutely brutal. I had a hyperventilating breakdown in my GP’s office because I just can’t take it anymore.

I’ve made it through decades of things that would have broken another person and handled all the human deaths. But I’m continuing to go through hard shit while in severe chronic pain on the daily. Right after the death of my deeply bonded pet that was keeping me going.

I’m seeking mental health help. But fuck me it is hard to just keep on endlessly living like this.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

so many hugs

#1, get the pain managed

and we are here always πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

if there is anything we can do just ask

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

kittens home, tucked up in dining room with His Lordship while I keep a loose eye on Cerys.

Max's damaged tail looks like a lot more than that, he limps on his right and sits splayed. No matter to us, he's ours regardless of if he ends up a diaper wearing wheelchair hoon, but they really shoulda disclosed that

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Our Oreo had a damaged tail when we found her at under 6 weeks. About half way along. She has no concerns with mobility or continence, and is the most agile cat I've ever had in terms of high rise confidence. She bounces through the gum tree like a monkey. She has no sensation in the top half of her tail, and sometimes it is nearly straight up, other times we can see the bend. She uses it prehensile-y and wraps it around things like cats with normal tails do too. Young Max may be just fine, and even if he's not quite, we know he'll be loved just the same.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Oh believe me, when i say damaged tail, i mean damaged. This is half- length at best and when you touch it you can feel multiple breaks and kinks, it's like a monkey's paw knot. Which is why i don't think it's congenital . But as you said, loved regardless we just need to know what to accomodate

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh damn… damage to their tail is basically spinal injury and can affect toileting and walking, that’s right.

I have my fingers crossed for you but if it gets to that point Kmart sells Anko brand pet nappies in different sizes and Big W sells pet wheelchairs. If that helps.

With orange kittens driving, your house will turn into the Grand Prix

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

The damage is mostly near the tip, not the base, but the right leg is an added factor - gonna get him checked, hopefully they were just two seperate injuries. We've already noticed he doesn't leap as far as Sam, but like i said, no biggie to us.

We literally have a wraparound hallway, so yeah, grand prix track.

Cerys is being rather excited-tail, but on alert and loses it a bit if something else goes on when researching these wee beasties. we have them in the dining room, which has (closed) frosted doors to the lounge - they know each other is there, they can dimly see each other, they're alert , but not alarmed. Ears forward, slight question mark tails, she even showed them her arse so 🀞🀞

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

Just say there's 9 lamb chops and 3 people. Each person receives 2 perfectly good sized chops but one person may have put away the other 3 for ron because they are her favourite food of all time.

Question: Is that fair even though the cook always cooks the greedy little pigs favourite food and allows them to have the leftovers and the cook doesn't ask for nothing and could happily take her shirt off her own cold back so the greedy little pigs could stay warm?

Um, I think my response depends on how long it took to eat the 'leftovers'? The same night?

Also, I have to confess I ate a whole rack of lamb all by myself a week or so back AND LOVED IT!!!! There were consequences, but I fully own them.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

First the toilet paper, then the petrol. Now it’s lamb chops.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

Gotta prepare

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You're doing them a favour eating the left over lamb while they get something fresh πŸ‘

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Yes exactly. There was plenty of greens to go around. Nobody starved.

Feeding the cats today was a full on 10 step mission.

But it's done and the food can be eaten whilst they stay dry.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Inspection on Monday. Good incentive to clean up my depression clutter but still ugggghhhhhhhhUUUUHQHQHAHAHQSHHSIBSUPSGIWVHEIHWWONXNXYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ad infinitum

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I swear I hate inspections

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't hate them anymore, I use them as an excuse to deep clean the place, otherwise I can be lazy about things like wiping skirting boards and whatnot.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It's a good excuse, and honestly it is the kick in the bum I need to sort my mental health out.

But also, fuck REAs πŸ˜‚

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

How can so many of them be so awful? 😭

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

REAs are mostly vile. Had 2 who were lovely, and they got replaced by vermin. The kick in the pants to do the less common cleaning bits is useful, but never ever let them in unsupervised!

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 18 hours ago

Heading back to melbs today. Didn't fall off the roof so big success. I do have an unexplained bruise on my left buttock though πŸ€”

Looking at what people charge for gutter / downpipe cleaning I would do terribly in that line of work. Took me aaages.

P's back tm so jumping back on OPERATION FOOD for ol' girl. Been very nice not locking horns w/ anyone about medical or food things (or any things) for the last 2.5 weeks.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I was back at the doctor's again today and had more blood taken. I'm not sure if it's the new doctor or the magic new 50yo label, but the difference between now and a couple of years ago in terms of interest in actually doing screening tests etc. is very dramatic.

I've always been a bit annoyed by all of the 'ask your doctor about X issue' type messaging because I've never been to a doctor before that actually had any interest in following anything up. It's always felt like it's somehow supposed to be my responsibility to figure out what health tests etc. are appropriate and then to try to convince a doctor to sign off on doing it. Having a doctor that actually wants to arrange for things in a proactive manner is a bit of a novelty.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

So glad you found a good gp. My experience is identical to yours. You’ve described it exactly! I’ve had a few different gps over the years and they have all been similar. I figure maybe it’s my appearance or way of asking, maybe I seem too well? Also I don’t go that often, so they don’t really know me? But then shouldn’t someone who isn’t a frequent visitor be taken seriously, because if I’ve shown up at the GP, I have a genuine concern.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

then to try to convince a doctor to sign off on doing it.

They aren't the easiest to deal w/ I can say that much.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My local clinic (been going there for 8 years now) is absolutely amazing at following up. The GP we started with is no longer there, but there are 3 others that are great. No worries with getting tests and referrals. They always recommend doing a full spectrum analysis of everything.

Also, bulk billing since day one.

The appointments are kept to the minimum time (10-15 minutes) but if anything is out of the ordinary they'll arrange an extended one.

A while back I ran into one of the GPs at the shops and he was asking me how everything was since the last visit.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

This is awesome.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If I work hard today I can take tomorrow off and just do nice things, like reading and life admin and stuff 😊

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

It's so windy I saw a bird fly sideways 🌬️🐦

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

The other day I was helping YL with her room and I noticed a floating shelf box that she'd bought. I placed it on the side and told her not to put that up. "Yes Mum". I told her not to move the furniture on her own. "Yes Mum". I go in there and the furniture is moved. Hmm.

I go in there a little later on and the floating shelves are on the floor, pulled out of the box, instructions open. So I confiscated all the bits and hid them, minus the box. Nothing has been said about them in 2 days.

Today she brought out the box and put it in the recycling. Nothing was said. I took the box and put all the bits in there and hid it again. I wonder how long it's gonna be before she mentions it.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 20 hours ago

Thought I was flexing pretty hard by bringing in Timtams for the communal snack table then one of the big dogs drops off the hamper our car dealer sent us

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Oh oh no oh no kitten day oh no oh no

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 22 hours ago

Oh yes oh yes oh yes!!!

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

We require approximately 8000 pics

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Game day proposal Sat April 18. No named day, but I'm on leave and TheVoid has a birthday day before 😜 Yell if not convenient, will invite a couple of not Lemmy persons also. @SpinMeAround@aussie.zone @Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone @Bottom_racer@aussie.zone @Force_majeure123@aussie.zone

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ikea currently doing a REWIND TO 1996 on their page.

You shut the hell up that's the year I graduated high school

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Interview today!

Really tired so going back to bed then up and away :)

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 22 hours ago

Power went out at 3:30, then came back for a second, causing several BINGS throughout the house... then went back out. Was only out for half hour or so before another round of BINGS. Thankfully we knew to turn off all of the light switches that have smart bulbs before the power came back on. Still, sleeeeeeepy.

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