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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

Cocaine

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C-C-C-C-C-Cocaaaaaiiiinn

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now I'm imagining a Street Sharks version of Dr. Rockso

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

The sea life isn’t doing much better, either.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Are they hiring?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

we're all just getting by man...

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline. And most things in the reef

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

DIDN'T HURT A BIT!

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Lucky

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm full of two of those things. Guess which.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Painkillers and sharks?