Microwave: just for that, I'm giving it to you BOTH too hot and too cold
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I've largely moved to using the air fryer / toaster oven to heat things up, but the biggest "life hack" for microwaving is doubling the time and halving the power. That, and stirring halfway through.
The real life hack is having a crappy low powered microwave so you don't even have to set it to half power.
I used to have one of those. Think it was 600W on highest setting. Only problem with it was it was tiny and barely anything fit in it. Pretty sure it was meant for RVs but it was $10 at a garage sale and I needed a microwave at the time.
Honestly 3-5 minutes at 50-60% reheats food perfectly for me most of the time.
Can confirm, lol. For breakfast, I heated up some leftover spaghetti and meatballs I made last night, and 5 minutes at 60% was the perfect amount.
Also get one that says "inverter" in the marketing(all microwaves have an inverter, but what they usually mean is it varies the power with a variable inverter, instead of just turning on for 5 seconds and then off for 5 seconds when at 50% power)
Also if possible leave a void in the center of the plate/bowl. If I remember correctly something about the distribution of microwaves around something like 1" of the center are weaker than the area around it.
I think the general reason for that is more about the turntable. There are always going to be hot and cold spots in a microwave just based on how they work, they can't eliminate them. So spinning the food around means that sometimes it is in a hot spot and sometimes in a cold spot... Except the very center where it is basically just rotating in place. It is either going to be a hot or a cold spot more than likely, and whatever food is stuck there is going to burn or never cook.
So ideally, just make sure your plate isn’t centered and you’ll be good?
Only if there isn't any food at the center of the plate. If you are doing something like a bowl of soup it is better to put it toward the edge of the turntable so it moves more. Basically, you want the food to go on an adventure and see as many different places inside the microwave as possible.
Edit Whoops, misread your "isn't" for "is" somehow, lol. Basically yea.
1000w microwaves for me are 50% more time and either 70 or 80% power depending on how evenly the food heats up. Sometimes I do stuff at 90 if I want edge cheese to overcook a little.
100% power is for popcorn!
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Half the power, double the time. This is how I use it and it works great for me.
People really don't know how to use a microwave.
They think the timer is everything.
That is like cooking everything in the oven at 450F.
Tbf most microwaves are designed in a dumb way where half power means turning on the magnetron to max power anyway just for half the time, with something like 20 second on cycles. They're like putting food into the oven to 450F but pulling it out every so often.
Pretty sure that is how all of them work and it is perfectly fine. Stopping the blast of energy frequently lets the heat evenly distribute while cooking to keep any part from overcooking.
Panasonic owns the patent for an inverter microwave that can actually do 50% power.
With inverters being common in solar installations and electric cars, it would seem that someone else could just put that part in a microwave, but fortunately the patent prevents that.
It's nice to know that although I can't buy the model of microwave that I want with the features I want, at least a single company can prevent everyone else's progress and even make a tiny bit of extra profit at the same time.
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Seriously, is it really that fucking difficult for the average person to understand how the power setting works? My microwaved food comes out evenly-heated every time, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
It would help if most of them didn't completely cheap out on the power modulation. Most of them do this half assed PWM over like 10 seconds, so they're on at max power or off, which to be fair is a pretty unintuitive way to cook for most people. It would be much better if they just put out some fraction of full power continuously. It makes much more sense and removes the annoying complexity. Some microwaves do it but they're few and far between.
Most heating elements turn off and on real quick in order to heat up more slowly. They are electrical devices. They really don't care.
Literally every microwave I've ever known uses PWM for power control, but alternating between off and full blast still heats more evenly than just leaving it on the default non-stop full blast setting that literally everyone uses and never changes.
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You're not using microwave save dishes. Microwave safe dishes barely heat up at all in a microwave.
Someone has NEVER used the power setting before...
I'm alway running it at full power. Doesn't decreasing the power just slow the whole process down?
It depends what you're doing.
There are meals you can make by setting the stovetop on high and leaving the pot for 30 minutes but expecting it to work for everything and blaming the tool is just showing a lack of understanding of the tool.
skill issue
Most definitely. Learn what the power button on the microwave does, and use it every time you heat up food. The only time you should ever leave it at the default of 100%/10/HIGH is when you're boiling water.
Do you actually boil water in the microwave?
No but a lot of people do. I have a coffee machine.
Western society if their citizens knew how to use the power setting:
Have a microwave with a steam sensor perfectly cooked food everytime.
Came here to point out most microwave's auto-cook features, or just using lower power settings and longer cook times.
Mine works really well on sensor reheat unless it’s soup, then it’s gonna boil it dry after exploding it all over like a crime scene.
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It seems as if there's a large chunk of multiple generations that were never taught by their guardians and teachers how to use a microwave properly.
You wouldn't use an oven the same way as a frying pan and expect the same results. Microwaves are great for some things and not for others, and can easily heat things through evenly.
It's not the fault of people who don't know though, it's a fault of their educators.
Boomers:
I'm gonna ignore all the microwave oven cook experts comments and just be blunt. They don't do it like they used to anymore, I feel you OP.
Sensor Reheat
Wait more than two seconds after the microwave dings before cramming it down your gullett and maybe the temperature will be a little more even.
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This https://what-if.xkcd.com/131/ should be helpful to everyone who has these kinds of problems.
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There is an easy solution to this.
Don't put your food in the middle.
And pause a couple times throughout to rotate and/or stir. Even if it's already on a carousel.
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May not be on the cheaper microwaves, but the combination of the sensor heating button and inverter technology makes reheating perfect every time.
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My only interface complaint with my current microwave is that the turntable doesn't do a full revolution in an even amount of time. That is, it takes about nine seconds to do a full revolution, but since I put the food in for one minute, or some number of 30-second intervals, the bowl, or cup always ends up away from the front of the oven, so I need to reach in to get it. What's needed is a variable speed drive that ensures the cup always comes back to the same point at which you put it in, regardless of time.
But, really, I'd put up with almost anything for a microwave that lasted 20 years, like my old microwave did.
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