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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Do you blow a trumpet with your nose?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 14 hours ago

But a blowhole is a really good size and shape for this.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

...do you play the trumpet with your nose?

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

I mean, no, but their forehead seems like the more ideal position for the instrument, right?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those assholes would just fuck it.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I thought you were going to link the CIA experiment where a dolphin was getting handjobs from a coked up woman.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] joan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

oh my god that is an insane thing that happened in real life

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm glad that isn't the dolphinsex website that I found out about on another post on Lemmy.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dolphins cannot breathe through their mouths, blowing it with their mouth is biologically impossible.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Would be nice to not choke while attempting to eat.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I think you dropped this: at

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

No, th 's actually mine.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are they whole separate tracts?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, horses are the same way.

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where is the blow hole on the horse?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

it's the square hole

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

The nose. (The blowhole is just the dolphin's nose as well.)

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does a horse breathe when sick? That must be so frustrating as a horse to have a clogged nose

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 18 hours ago

Their noses just don't clog when sick. They can get sick, but if they do, their snot is very runny and doesn't dry up and get clogged in their nose. (Because, yeah, for a horse, a fully clogged nose would be fatal.)

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

I used to have a saved comment (might have been from the reddit days) about how shitty horses are. Went into great detail about all the problems horse can have and they are basically an evolutionary dead end

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dolphins are extremely intelligent. They would play them like a fiddle.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Neither. Guess again.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And in an order that would surprise you!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She's right. I didn't guess belly button at all! Didn't see that coming.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they play two at a time and can make some really unique sounds!!! Wow!

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, thank can't press the pistons and have no lips, so it might very little be a unique sound.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

The blowhole is technically a nostril so...

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Porky nolos dos

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago