this is giving Hwak Tuah vibes, tbh
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Ok but what would you do with this guy?
Needs a fifth pane showing the sperm being placed amongst the others, all staring.
i think i've seen this chapter of one punch man
How painful is the cumming of the giant sperm? That's the size of a baby. If it's not super painful I might take this deal, tbh...
Sperm is very squishy so I don't think it's painful.
Iunno, even squishy seems like it would hurt a lot coming out of a hole that size. Like, would you use a soft silicone sounding rod the size of a bowling pen? Hell, even the size of a sharpie if you haven't worked up to the size?
That said, with a billion dollars I'd have senator buyin' money... Hmm...
today class, we're going to learn about sounding.
I'll bite, teach me, oh sounding guru
the only difference between a sounding gong and a screaming man, is the rod you use.
the bigger the rod, the mightier the sound. the mightier the sound the bigger the rod.
I bit. I asked for this.
Yet again the OP is identifiable without even checking.
there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)
Are you suggesting violet08 is an SCP??
the S stands for hot
SCP stands for hot horny posters
It would track considering I didn't know it was possible for one person to be this horny. Though I'm also ace so maybe I'm the anomaly here...
Either way I know that all the hornyposting lately has only further reinforced the fact that allo people scare me lmao. But they out here living their best lives I guess so good for them?
I'm over here just searching for one cock to gobble, and you're getting millions of sperm? Jeeez, look at this humblebrag.
Violet you ever want to form a crime fighting team of throat goats then I'm willing to lend my skills to the crew.
Why does it look like Whoopie Goldberg?
Because it is Whoopi Goldberg. It’s from a live action adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. She was the Cheshire Cat.
Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.
I am sorry V, I cannot upvote this one😔
I can!
Yeah, I'll take one for the team... Er. Yeah.
Onan is in shambles
Do you use hand or not?