As someone who had testicular torsion when he was 14, this image... hoo boy. I need a drink.
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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Take the water, champ
I used to work pathology. One day, we received 2 testicles from the OR, both from young men younger than me. The first one was removed with the listed reason being torsion. It got twisted. Makes sense. Heard of that. The other one was removed for a reason I didn't really think possible. The poor guy FRACTURED his testicle. I can only imagine the pain he was going through.
In high school I got one kicked back into my body by a wild kick in a soccer game, dude straight punted that thing into my guts. Then it swelled and refused to drop. Almost had to have surgery but it did descend on its own. I’ve had some other serious injuries in life but that, that was a level all its own.
I played lacrosse in highschool with a guy who only had one testicle. He lost it in middle school while playing lacrosse, wasn't wearing a cup and caught a shot with his crotch. He said the doctors told him it had... "unraveled" and I absolutely hate the image that conjures
I guess I’d always taken balls to be more like a bouncy ball than a ball of yarn, but TIL. Also added “my balls unraveling” to the list of lurking fears.
And he was still playing lacrosse?!?!
Yep, that dude was a psycho
Did he at least wear the cup?
As he would say, "I only have 1 nut left. I gotta protect it."
Oh no.
Reading that induced choking
I don't have that engine. But holy fuck, I forgot that was even possible. 😨
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
You rapscallion!
"HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!"
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don't think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
Reaction: Counterspell
Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!
can't believe they gave tatsumaki pixar face.
We need a moratorium on american artists drawing in anime style. We've gotta shut this whole thing down until we figure out what's going on.
Dough Nath is from Caloocan Philipines.
I'll be damned. I looked him up to check and saw more of his art and figured american was a safe bet. Very american cartoon influenced style which was more my point anyway.
Hmmm... can Darth Vader do this or can he only Force touch things that he can actually touch? Like if a balloon is inside another balloon, can he Force touch the inside balloon or only the outer one?
He choked a man to death when he was on a different ship. Pretty sure crushing nuts isn't beyond his abilities
Great, a medical reason for an orchiectomy! :p
Ah, is that how she will defeat Saitama? When she let's go, will the force of it untwisting cause a massive shockwave taking her, and the rest of the planet out?
Isn't Saitama immune to her powers?
Change that to a man doing it to a cervix and see how that pans out.