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[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

Your moms so fat her entrance is in Bulgaria

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you look closely, you can still see the hands holding it open

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Mangled moldy hands?

[–] blindpuskas@piefed.world 6 points 23 hours ago

I'm here for the comments. Don't let me down.

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

...........I should call her.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's not carved by hand...

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Researchers believe that the entrance to the cave was a slit, which was then widened by humans. The entrance to the cave is 3 metres (9.8 ft) tall and 2.50 m (8.2 ft) wide and inside the cave there is a 1.3 m (4.3 ft)-tall altar which has been carved.

[–] sydd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I knew someone else would show up and make the joke for me.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

I'm almost surprised it's not more detailed now. That's quite the factoid

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Well TIL. Thank you for sharing

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

That would explain the shape

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Proof that giants are real

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Bilbo and the dwarves mistook the rock giants as fighting when it’s was just foreplay.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Careful. David Icke is gonna say that's evidence of giant Nephilim in ancient times.

Urmomma Cave

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Me cave exploring and thowing a glow stick down the hole.

"Wow, déja-vue. I feel like my ex-wife and I have been here before."

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Now we know why they are called bulgarians

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Interesting, in Czech útroba means innard(s)

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Giant rock-monster fleshlight.