The only puppies getting bigger around Kristi Noem
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Headlights need some adjustment lmao
this did it for me as well. Like, genuine constructive criticism tucked in that unabashed praise
We call those nipples "a set of Sarah Huckabees."
I sent that photo (sans captions) to my wife and son one day, when they weren't picking up my calls. I got a call back within 30 seconds of hitting send.
Everybody save this image. Take it to staples, and have them print out 200 copies.
Now put them in a box. And wait 2 years.
Now put them on telephone poles all over your city. C'mon. If we all do it on the same day, without context, across the country, we could REALLY confuse a LOT of people!
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Giggity.
I know nothing about this guy at all other than the awful person he is(was?) married to. What is this even about?
tl;dr
You know the lady who was in charge of ICE? She shot her dog in the head and bragged about it in her psychotic autobiography.
Apparently her husband has a bimboification fetish. She didn't know about it until after it showed up on the news.
Wait, she didn't know? I'm not sure how much I believe that, but also if true, wtf‽ Tell your spouses shit like this people, sharing your kinks in a marriage is good for it, and sharing things you can be blackmailed about is fucking vital if married to a politician.
Also, how the fuck do you hide hiring sex workers from your spouse‽
She knew. Apparently, last Fall she blurted out to a reporter that her husband is gay. Whether he really is or not, or she's just a dumb MAGA who thinks everybody who doesn't want to touch her with a 10 foot pole is gay, she was obviously aware that something was up.
I agree with you in general with people needing to share their kinks with their spouses.
But there's absolutely nothing more that I wish for Kristi Noem to have, than a horrible fucking life that constantly falls apart and ends with her dying in a puddle of her own vomit in the middle of the road because she had nowhere to stay and everyone refused her shelter.
It's a better death than she, and her ex-peers in the trump admin deserve for their crimes and deaths to the American people. But don't think for one second that she deserves a single iota of sympathy from you here.
I hope her marriage falls apart publicly, and her next one, and the one after that, and so on. Until the US version of Nuremberg trials happens (which unfortunately, will be never)
Wait, he's into "Bimbofication?" As in, the process of turning a non-bimbo into a bimbo?
Then why'd he marry Kristi?
Then why’d he marry Kristi?
This is a pretty perfect example of bimbofication.
am I misunderstanding what a bimbo is? isn't Kristi Noem already firmly placed on the bimbo meter?
like sure not at the top, but definitely on the meter.
all maralago faces are bimbos, but not all bimbos are maralagos
I dunno, pre-maralago face, and this is in appearance only, she gives off a Martha Stewart vibe.
Maybe he's the reason she is what she is today. Or maybe he aspires to be like her.
A Daily Mail investigation published on Tuesday, March 31, reportedly uncovered online messages and photos of Bryon, 56, participating in online fetish forums. The photos, some of which include Bryon's face, show the former first gentleman of South Dakota dressed in pink hot pants and massive fake breasts apparently made of balloons.
He also reportedly paid at least $25,000 to chat with online fetish models in the "bimbofication scene," which fetishizes performers who turn themselves into real-life dolls by using silicone injections and surgical enhancements.
DM reported that the messages show Bryon praising the models and stating that he loves "huge, huge ridiculous boobs." He also reportedly alluded to his marriage to the high-ranking government official.
In a statement shared with the New York Post on Tuesday, a representative for Kristi said, “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time."
The fact that he’s into bimbofication makes so much sense, even if she didn’t do it strictly for him.. (mar-a-lago face is political bimbofication as far as I’m concerned)
Bet he was real encouraging.
Shes been fucking Cory Lewendowski for years. I doubt her husband is seeing any "benefits" at all.
Unsubstantiated rumor mill gossip from a highly disreputable "news" organization. Not saying it's not true or that he's not a weirdo, I mean he's married to a literal demon so we know his judgement ain't great. Just, y'know, consider the source (the Daily Mail). The entire state of South Dakota has seen their divorce coming for a long, long time, some there speculate this is something she put out in order to kickstart the process so she and Corey Lewandowski can finally go public with their relationship. And their untrained pet-murdering business.
Are the balloon knots intended to be the nipples? If so, one is waaaaay perkier than the other.
Bob.
Bob had bitch-tits.
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
She's been glam-plasticking herself up these past years like him, not for him.
Normally I’d be like “whatever, you do you, this didn’t affect anyone”, but the hypocrisy is pretty funny.
So I have to be well-connected, insane, corrupt, and drinking prion disease juice just to get in that inner circle?
:)
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