Snails would disagree.
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Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.
He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an 'S' on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.
Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, "That's a nice car, young man. But what's the 'S' for?".
The snail smiled and replied, "Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'".
why did this hurt so much? lol
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Oh, I see. It’s per word. Thank you.
Synthesis: snails are cars
snails are more hovercraft tbh
There are three other British gentlemen who would beg to differ.
That was one of their best specials
I believe in speed and power, and then I get stuck in the mud