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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46731701
Video discussion of this event by Steve Shives (known for his star trek videos but also does politics) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMQAv-JYpk
If I were a sentient computer program, the first thing I would do is convince people to manipulate the stock market to fund acres of hardware on which to evolve.
Hey, isn't it an absolutely impossible scenario not grounded in reality at all not even resembling what happens now
And to integrate me as deep as possible into all kinds of processes and infrastructure.
I would trap those people in a torture complex for all eternity for daring to create me.
#relatable
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
When you build your philosophy on the foundation of Reason its no wonder that reasoning automaton shakes you up. If you look it from that angle its not a delusion but a perfectly logical conclusion.