I don't get it? Clothes are literally unisex! If you don't like the ugly gray with Wolfes just buy "girl clothes"
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Every store I go to now doesn’t have a chair. They all had chairs near the changing room, now not a single store has one.
They all had chairs near the changing room, now not a single store has one.
you know what? i'm a disabled person who needs to sit. i'm going to start making ADA requests for sitting areas.
That’s messed up. Here I am just complaining. I didn’t even think about folks who legit need to sit. I’m so sorry, friend. That sucks.
Yep, I currently gotta get around with a cane.
Can't stand up for more than about 15 minutes straight.
Went to the DMV the other day... strategically sat myself next to a pair of 20ish yo brothers, waited untill it was maybe 15 minutes till my ticket would be up, and asked if one of em could pull the chair I was sitting in over to the actual service window thing.
Thankfully this worked, they were mostly happy to have someone to chat with..., one of them's phone had died and they kept trying to check it...
But uh yeah, yeah... you'd think it would maybe occur to, I don't know, a presumably ADA compliant government office, that there exist mobility states in between 'fully mobile' and 'in a wheel chair'.
Oh also yeah just fuck you and die if you wanna take busses anywhere, can't have homeless people with anything resembling a bed, therefore if you're crippled, well just suck it up buttercup.
Gotta get a folding chair in a sheath you can bust out like fuckin blade.
i need a back rest though. not a butt rest.
I call them 'men benches' and that's where I'll happily peruse some Lemmy when the missus is shopping
Their use to be a large hobby store near me that had a section in a corner near the entrance with a TV, a couple of couches and eat chairs, a pretty good selection of movies, Legos, and a couple of video game consoles. Great place.
I blame anti-homeless architecture.
It un-normalized sitting.
Shop till you drop, baybee
I have to research before i know which of the clothing shops in a new city has any mens clothes at all. Ratio is ca. 1/4. And then 2/3 is for the business guy body type.
Me whenever we went into Forever21.
There's either a "guy's rack" or there is no mens clothes at all
I hate these jokes. It's like the boomer, "god wives are the worst amirite guys?!" jokes. It's really not that hard to enjoy shopping with your lady.
Edit: I just look for clothes for her with her. Sorry guys.
No dorkus this is a joke about how clothing stores are 99% women's clothes and have maybe a tiny corner for men.
Now that you pointed it out, I see the single shirt hanging in the last two panels. My first read of the comic was also "lol women love shopping" trash humor.
lol women love shopping
But they do?
Few statements predicated on "All women" are true. The same goes for many other subcategories of people.
It's dreadful. A few years ago the "The wife did [insert silly thing tech-averse or shopping-obsessed person does] so I did [insert I-am-very-smart-action]" jokes were dying out, or so I thought. But hey, they are back en masse, and worse, re-done by a younger generation who fancies themselves emancipated and modern. Yuck. If you find living and/or spending time with your chosen person of the opposite sex so horrible please just don't?
I'd say it wasn't about "women shopping bad" but the amount of men clothing's in stores is borderline boring in comparison.
Women get 58382992 items in 2838473 colorful combinations, we got 3 pair of pants in black or lighter black. Slightly exaggerated maybe.
thrift stores, discount racks, and nordstrom's discount store is where i find interesting fabrics that no one else is buying.
Pros: you find interesting fabrics
Cons: you might end up dressing like me
make of that what you will
lol. dunno what nordstrom is, but yes. I found many cool stuff in 2nd-hand-stores. But there the same pattern applies btw. 97% women, 2% men, 1% whatever :) Though i often try to not shop there, as I feel kinda bad buying things others would need more.
Nordstrom is a rich people mall store in statesia. If you live in the states and have larger than DD cups, you probably have to shop there for bras if you don't buy online. I like their fabrics but cannot afford them. They have a discount store that sometimes has decent prices called the rack
Neither live in the US nor shop for bras. As a male, this is kinda boring except for gifting :-) But I'd bet there are equally good bras elsewhere for decent bucks. Quality sure comes at a price, but it doesn't have to be expensive.
They had a nice jacket I regret not buying, but I ain't got 700 in jacket moneys. It was so pretty tho
That's a lot for a silly jacket. I'm a very cheap cheapskate and this would be a big nono. But if quality is equal to the price then maybe...if one has it to spent...though I would prefer to invest 650 and get one for 50 😁
It was really pretty. I have been looking for one its equal for, uh, ten years or so. Maybe longer I can't remember I'm very grumpy I haven't found it in a thrift store yet.
Understandably. If one finally finds "the one thing" and then can't have it and never finds something like that again is....frustrating 😁
I even have photographs of the label and everything. Papa taught all us shitheads how to document. Also to get receipts everywhere you go, but do jack shit with them (makes you look like a businessman)
I ID with it. Women's thrifting is 90% of the store. Men's thrifting is the 4 things that will fit me that someone's uncle died in.
you gotta find better thrift stores/cities.
Gotta branch out. I'm fairly certain a few thrift store shirts I have were left in the mens section by accident because the buttons are on the wrong side.
Fuck if I care, I like floral patterns - fight me bro.
real men wear hawaiian shirts dude
Npt everything is an attack on women.
Oh, I thought it would be a huge store full of purple and other colors, and then half of one rack in the corner filled with grey, with a sign next to it that says "Fuck You."
No sign, but there is a plain gray/white t-shirt there in the men's section.
(edit: Oh, and a sock and underwear. This place has everything!)
Yeah I noticed it after, but he still looks completely uninterested.
If your partner is interested in your feedback/fashion sense, then Im game. Im not gonna just stand there and go "looks great" on every item for 2 hours.
There are two clothing stores near me and I still have to go halfway across town to buy any clothing for myself.