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Does your dog miss you while you’re on vacation? Ask a pet psychic. (www.washingtonpost.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huh.

Next we’ll ask a psychic if water is wet. (And they’d probably still get the answer wrong,)

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on temperature and atmospheric pressure

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

When I get home and get the angry, happy bark.....I'm going to just say, yes. And save my money.

And not vacation, work trip. Haven't been on a vacation for years.