this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

The goon stamp.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top

I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.

[–] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Inverted colours lol

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 1 week ago

In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.