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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No no, you see, the DINKs got it all figured out.

  • Work hard in your 20s and 30s
  • Get a house
  • Build a nest egg
  • Get your shit together
  • Have an amazing sex life while you've still got ample supply of your gender's hormones, and total privacy.
  • Then in the late 30s, pick up a pre-owned child that some other parents couldn't afford anymore.

If you're okay with one that's a couple years old, you can skip all the pregnancy, child birth, infancy, bed training, sleep regressions, the toilet training, etc, and at least get one that's already partially verbal (and fully mobile).

Yeah, you don't get a warranty, but really neither did the original owner.

Biggest downside is that you wind up dealing with trauma/neglect/abuse that may have impacted them. You don't always get full service history or maintenance records, and they may not even show any signs of a problem for several years.

But that can happen to anyone.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not dink though. Why would you fuck it up by adopting?

Stay childfree for life!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

It's the best of both worlds...DINKing through early career, getting set up, and getting a kid once established and settled in a career. Bonus points for not having to deal with all the baby stuff and still getting the most fun years (I'd say like 2.5 through puberty), and not pausing career development for establishing a family (which especially handicaps mothers)

Our bodies rush us into wanting to have kids young. But our society is making that increasingly difficult.

Say what you will about kids, I can understand an individual not wanting a kid. That's a personal choice.

But the recent trend in rapidly declining birthrates? That's a societal level issue.

Reproducing is literally the purpose of life. That's all. You gotta be fucking up the balance real bad to turn that off for a significant chunk of the population.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fuck English, fuck it it with a syphilitic cactus.

These bs errors, if we consistently write them wrong those English nerds will be forced to change the rules.

We literally did that before.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but it's stupid that it's pronounced loose and written lose

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 26 points 1 day ago

"Loose" is pronounced "loose" and written "loose".

"Lose" is pronounced "lose" and written "lose".

You're welcome for this lesson in the very efficient English language.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

It’s not? Loose rhymes with goose, lose rhymes with snooze.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

solution, get your boyfriend preggers

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

Same problem.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You can eat the baby while it's small, so at least you can get a succulent meal

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Also the placenta. Lots of nutrients in here. Got a cook it really good though, it's essentially a parasite that another parasite eats. Like the middle guy in a dog pile. You don't want to eat him until after he's at least had a good wash. Unless that's your thing, in which case, go for it.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No it has acid blood did you never see those movies they're classics you should watch them

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There is no child/food you cant salt enough to make it tasty. Spices are key to the modern cannibalistic lifestyle.

Like you can see in this illustration professionals dip the limbs in ketchup:

illustration

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its not cannibalism I think one of the Marines in the sequel dies from getting sprayed with acid blood after shooting one that's barbecue sauce not ketchup

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Net-negative nutrient gain. You can't just eat your own products for a net-gain.

Unless you are CASIMIR allegedly.

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This pic looks like was taken at a nice apartment complex in lower Manhattan. can't recall the name

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, that feels like a shot in the dark. Like it's entirely possible that it's that NYC building but based on the available info, it could also be a large number of buildings in Europe, and I'm sure elsewhere. What was the tipoff, just the red brick? Because that is extremely common in my country.

[–] miked@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

LOL. It was just a feeling at first, but I did a search.

I recalled the name of the appartment complex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuyvesant_Town%E2%80%93Peter_Cooper_Village

There is a https://www.caffepanna.com/ nearby with the same cup design.

So, possible. I can't think of any other places in lower Manhattan that look that way.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i used to sort of feel these ways. now im older and im just afraid of aging extremely lonely. best luck lol

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone with 2 kids and a wife I wish I was alone... because as it looks right now I won't even make it to my retirement with how crazy everyone is. It's just to much.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

holy brother ... i guess if i post a dark comment, i should expect one in return, but godamn. hoping the best for you and ofc figure i should encourage you talking about it with someone. all the best

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but getting pregnant is a pretty good movie I like the space cat

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting pregnant is a fun movie, the sequels though "Being pregnant" "completing pregnancy" are straight up Cronenberg horror movies.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't remember space cat in any of those so they're worse movies or in forgetting I should re watch anyway wait no space cat is in the second movie I think but is just normal cat she doesn't take them to space

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This would also be top horror(s) for me... and I can't even get pregante.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All praise to those that sacrificed themselves to enable another to live.

But that won't be us.