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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 minutes ago

Or...

Spaceships for everybody?

Plenty space in space.

Expanding faster than we could fill it.

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ''roads''." -- E.Brown.

"The only way is up!" -- Yazz.

[–] byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml 1 points 33 minutes ago

How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

This infograph is very compelling

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

He never misses

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago

Someone go post this in FuckCars

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah but how do they look up Tom's butthole?

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 day ago

So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws ... your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

"It's PEOPLE!"

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Brown chicken brown cow

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn't actually burn very well.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 day ago

gotta jerk'em first, get those fluids out

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

life is a detour to death

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 21 hours ago

Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Now put them in a singularity

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml -3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago

You got me, I'm actually Walt Disney's frozen head on a burner account

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

You new to jokes?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

We're mostly water.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Theres good eating on one of those drivers

Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!