this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wingperson of the year award goes to....

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago
[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why is he moving to that apartment though. Normally you wouldn't want to live with roommates when you're newly married

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

In this economy?

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Because moving out suddenly screws your roommate and the wife signed a contract.

[–] Eggymatrix@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What is it with these people marrying in under a year of knowing each other?

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nowhere does it say that they got together less than a year before getting married. It's not even really implied.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes it states the roommate was single

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Buddy forgot the post on his way down to comment lol

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have dyslexia, shoulda read it more carefully.

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

You're good man, I'm just poking fun

Misread it. My bad.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 days ago

Same roommate?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

Sounds like it'd be easy to test whether the marriage will hold

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

They have low expectations from a relationship. Obviously "you" are a bad roommate if these people signed up with you.