Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch
this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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This isn't true, you're spreading misinformation. Dick Cheney is actually a lich*.
Pretty sure he's a lichen
All wars are secretly about magic bones.
How..... bizarre.
Remember the good old days, when Dick Cheney was the most evil thing you could imagine?
I don't know anything about this find, but I do know that the best way to preserve archeological sites is to leave them untouched in the ground.
The problem: When they are known, they will attract looters. And local people will totally have noticed those german guys doing strange stuff on this field near their town or might even been employed as helpers by them. When the word is out in a war zone, the time is ticking.
Demigods love it when you disturb their tombs.
I would still take it over the current world situation.
Demigods destroying the world? That'd be an improvement.
Aliens invading would be so confused by the relief on the invaded's faces. Shit, we'd send them the right direction.