Meanwhile, you can always replace a roof for free.
It's on the house.
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That one flue over my head. 😉️
On the other hand, the price of a wrecking ball is collapsing....
But the price is always swinging up and down
Shop around, some places they're 'on the house!'.
I think it works even better if you just say "but have you seen chimneys?"