this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is an excellent pun. I don’t know how I feel about the rest of this, but the pun is top notch.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh damn that took me a hot minute to figure out, thanks for letting me know it was a pun.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I read it as "six foot two," so I didn't get it at first.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Awhile back there was this Asian woman who had an insane amount of "must haves", then you got to her picture and she was like a 5 at best. Some guy made a male AI version of her and asked if she would date him. She tries to sue him or something because he was so embarrassed.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

because he was so embarrassed.

He?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

six two ≈ sick to

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

I feel like this needs to be read by the "IKEA guy"...

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I would prefer my partner to be taller than me, but I'm 5'5 so it's not a very difficult requirement to hit :3

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty difficult for dudes that aren't that tall, can't exactly work out to get taller. Not that you can do much about what you are/aren't attracted to either though.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm 6 foot and my husband is 5'9, it was weird at first but I'm glad I pushed through it because it's over 20 years later and he makes me really happy. Point is, don't make it a deal breaker because you might miss out on something great.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

The very best men are the short ones

^Disclaimer: I'm a short guy with no data to back this up^

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I would prefer my partner be taller than me bit I'm a lesbian and taller than most men. So yeah I tower over my partners historically, especially when I wear heels

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

6'2 pronounced as six two, which sounds like "sick to"

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Oh, that would explain it. I pronounce it "six foot two".