“The enemy is down.”
this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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Unless you're bean, in which case there's only up
When you bit the bullet and got into the cold water, and now it’s actually colder to let the wind blow against your wet skin, so you creep to shore staying under water as far as you can before darting to get your towel on the beach.
Me getting a snack at 1AM
Three for me. Can't do the rest, I don't float.
That, but then kick one foot out from under the covers.
The only way to avoid roasting.
This reminds me of how Sims used to lie in beds. I forget if it was Sims 2 or Sims 3, but they used to fold their bodies up under the blankets in a strange, contorted way that only became visible during glitches.
pretty sure it was sims 1. Found it out when I played around with moveobjects on, that I totally didn't use to move the shower when they were using it
Watching them "woohoo" without sheets was nightmare fuel.
[X] All of the above
Except number 3. That's too much of a pain in ~~ass~~ knees.
But you're just floating?
Also with the weightlessness of being in water? I certainly would do that out of the water, but in water the lack of weight on my knees fixes it.
Three happens when you're not paying attention
it do be like that
The first one is my favorite. I do that every time I'm at the ocean. :3
return to crab
Convergent evolution
If you see me doing the third one, stay away from that spot for a few minutes.
Hell yeah
Dudes will see this and be like...
Hm, never tried version 1....
Something to look forward to, when I'm going swimming next time.
huh
Sure
remove the censorhip on the first one!1!!1!!