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The many faces of Kristen Stewart

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 11 hours ago
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This could genuinely be actual dialogue from True Blood.

I drunkenly hate watched a season and change of that ages ago and can still hear the vampire guy grunting "Sookeh."

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 points 7 hours ago

Shooookeeeeeh!

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina!

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's probably an actual quote? It's so bad, I find it hard to tell.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Yeah I'm quoting my favourite line by Pam. The best character in True Blood.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 57 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I... Still wouldn't watch this movie.

But I'd chuckle at a YouTube clip of it.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

I heard the Bad Lip Reading logo in my head

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 26 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

My wife made me watch it, but it was so we could talk shit throughout the entire thing.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I need a wife like that. I need someone to watch Birdemic with. I actually did watch all the Twilight movies. They have problems but they're not terrible. I'd rather watch Twilight than Harry Potter.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

We went through the series as rifftrax. I think that is the correct way to experience it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

'WHERE IS SHE GOING?!'

Oh gawd it's been 17 years and we're still quoting it regularly.

[–] Hoodoir@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

This is what the internet is for

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Best image i've ever seen in my life?????

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

Say it wit ya whole chest!