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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 161 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Lossy compression.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 27 points 1 month ago
[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What else could that even be?

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 152 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Gay: only if the balls touch

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Double dildo?

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Palm tree at a desert oasis

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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The art doesn’t fully represent the holey trinity

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Yea the hole-y trinity

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are there only three? I count four in this chart. Three are ganging up on the one in the middle

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.

Here, let me illustrate:
The DP trinity

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.

Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.

[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago
[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Definitely fake, unfortunately also straight

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

It’s okay when it’s in a three way

It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

The area is grey in a one, two, three way

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What if we kissed under the threesome window? 👉👈

[–] Klear@piefed.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They kn...

...actually, nah. I don't think they knew in this case.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone possibly knew but couldn't admit they knew because they were worried it might be used to suggest they were impure.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well someone involved in making it probably knew

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah like the people photoshopping it had to know it wasn’t real

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Come to our destination wedding. Everyone has to take the train.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All those comments calling it AI.

This one is old. Pre AI.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

Amazing how we all just collectively forgot that Photoshop was a thing.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Show me an old post of it then. I can't find one from before 2026. Or another photo from that place.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I built this church and window with my bare hands then I was the wedding photographer for this wedding. Its real

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I searched with tineye and the only two results were from 22nd of apric 2026 on tumblr.

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, I searched for the mural specifically instead of the entire image in Google Images, and I found this from this reddit post from last year:

1000011363

I looked the image up in tineye, and found the oldest use to be this picture from pikabu.ru from 2016:

1000011364

So, while the image itself might be AI, the mural/meme definitely predates AI.

Hated every moment of it!

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I built that entire church and window myself

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also this dude's head is for sure not right

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That looks like 2 grey haired men. The nearest guy is looking slightly to the left, head bent forward a bit, the clothes are his. In front of him there's a shorter guy who is looking slightly to the right and it's his ear and side of the face that we can see.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 7 points 1 month ago

"Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church."

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I knew these people were freaks but dang!

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