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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

ways to be sued to suicide 1145.

[–] mech@feddit.org 94 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

The lawyer: "You did WHAT??"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 1 hour ago

Also the lawyer: “AND YOU POSTED IT TO TWITTER?!?!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 68 points 3 hours ago

The lawyer: pushes his own button

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 16 points 2 hours ago

The lawyer: Not only that, but PUBLICLY ADMITTED IT?!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Did this once to a company that treated me disrespectful. In the 90s when I still worked. To not go into any detail: Set a timer for 7 months after I was gone. Virus started infecting everything slowly so that even the backups were useless. I knew their schedule, it was not optimal and not very secure. Well, another few months later, company was sold cheap. Employees taken over and all happy now.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 3 points 31 minutes ago

You made this shit up.

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How do you test that it actually works?

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Create a file named "test" then confirm you can push it to public, rename the test string in your script to .env and then realise you didn't account for special characters in strings! SHIT!

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 72 points 4 hours ago (8 children)

Well that's one way to never get another job again.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 29 points 3 hours ago

Killing company honorable though.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re that good, you can contract yourself out.

The future is self-employment and unions.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Of the two I’ll pick wandering into the forest and dying of exposure.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In many cases, you pretty much didn't exist before you stepped through the doors at your new company. People in all departments are too overloaded with work to take their time properly vetting every person joining the circus

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Most companies use background check services nowadays. Sure, you could try to just invent a new persona, but HR will flag you when your name, SSN, DOB, etc come back as bogus.

There are even background check companies that specialize in corporate background checks. They’ll try to estimate or find things like how much you made at your previous/current job, so the company you’re applying for knows what they can offer you without it seeming like a lowball. If a company can spend $100 on a background check and save $10k per year on an employee salary, that’s an easy financial decision for the company.

[–] Azzu@leminal.space 2 points 1 hour ago

"most" is the keyword here.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

I'd hire him.

I mean, I don't have a company, or employees, but if I did.....I'd hire him.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Thats what they get want you to think

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It’s the suicide bomber method

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

And who is going to know? If you are stupid enough to release the code to your private account, then you might have difficulties to find a new job. Other than that, except when you were in a niche, no one will ever know it was you and the company is not allowed to tell others.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

https://cybernews.com/security/fired-contractors-delete-government-databases/

You have zero clue what you’re talking about.

This is criminal behaviour and not only will it prevent future employment it will almost certainly result in jail time.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

no one will ever know it was you and the company is not allowed to tell others.

That's absolutely not true. The generally accepted policy is to only confirm dates of employment, conduct, and if they would rehire. The can share anything that isn't a lie.

Additionally, if you commit sabotage you can have charges pressed against you. Serious ones with possible prison time. That would show up with even a rudimentary record search.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Pretty sure before hiring they can check for criminal records.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 36 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hate AI. But this should realistically be called a "arrest me" button.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Yes, you're correct, fighting back often requires personal sacrifices.

[–] 100@fedia.io 24 points 3 hours ago

big companies leeching off open source and getting their products leaked after a single phishing mail never stops being entertaining

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Have you accounted for your access being revoked before you are notified about your fate?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 25 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I really hope this kind of stand off becomes normalized. We can all lose.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

You seem like the only person in this thread who seems to be aware of the world around them

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Suggestion: instead of doing all that directly, the button adds these instructions to the SKILLS file and hope some AI take the bait one day.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah. Let him go full nuke!

[–] irate944@piefed.social 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I would also call it “Sue me lol” button

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago

i am pretty sure he's smart enough to understand this. more people should be willing to make these decisions despite personal costs, otherwise we are proving everyone right who says americans are complacent etc etc

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah. Maybe call your lawyer before publishing the company code base so they can tell you not to do that.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Better hope you had a good retainer agreement.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Having a criminal defense lawyer on standby is considered best practice.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

"See you just press this button right here and oh shitshitshITSHIT"