I don't even have to close my eyes to do this
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as an aphantasiac I will literally describe the worst possible scene and you will be forced to picture it
and I will win
:3
No, I will imagine a rainbow farting unicorn singing Bohemian Rhapsody instead. I win.
Yeah i'm like 80% aphantasiac, I can picture maybe the last time I saw a cow I, could probably imagine something else in the static scene, I can't even really make it turn it's head.
There's no rotating it.
I have an idea or a concept of a cow. Turns out that's not standard wither and falls under aphantasia.
I remember everything. :(
All I got is dark gray static. No cows. The occasional moving blob of different dark gray static.
I can think about how a cow looks, colors, patters, what a cow might do but I can’t visualize anything. I didn’t know there was a word for this or that people could actually visualize things in their mind. I thought it was just a turn of phrase.
That's conceptualizing.
A better description of it with a ball experiment than i can provide.
Does this affect dreams?
My dreams aren't visually detailed, but i'm not sure that's necessarily unique. I also have trouble with faces, but I can remember really long selections of words and numbers.
Oddly I can do a really good job drawing 2d and 3d things from reference art if they're 1:1
When I used to have to go to church as a kid, I'd imagine I was starting a new save file of Zelda Ocarina of Time. By the time mass was over I'd usually be up to one of the first rooms in the Great Deku Tree, in my head. It was only decades later I learned I was also autistic, but that's a story for another day!
I did the same with watching Pulp Fiction and The Phantom Menace in church
Consider the consequences of your actions, please!
Is it worth it? That depends. What percentage of the boys does it bring to the yard?
According to the pic, at least 2
I think we need to run a controlled experiment to determine the ratio of boys brought to one's yard.
They can't stop you yet...
Am I supposed to assume a spherical cow?
I just did it but the cops still stopped me for speeding with my eyes closed. Does not work 👎
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