Good ol’ religion. Compliance or being beaten. Like if god would actually give a shit if you stood.
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TIL there's a thing called standmaxing...
You can -maxx pretty much anything nowadays. I'm currently replymaxxing
An entertaining thing to do is to give a *-maxxing individual additional opportunities to *. Then, if they do not take advantage of it, claim they are only *-averaging.
Anyway, I posted this zero seconds ago and I don't see a reply yet.
TIL I've been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss an opportunity.
I love sitting so fucking much. 99% of my jobs have been on my feet for the whole day.
OOP should've made his stand fight his dad. Smh
Standmaxxing will be required at my funeral.
At my funeral there will be no seats. Only other empty coffins i has rented for my special occasion. Everyone will get to lay in a coffin with me at the same time.
By "like this" I assume anon means "this bad at raising their kids to be sane and decent people".
If anon's parents are boomers, wouldn't that make them at least thirty?
Boomer, used as a pejorative term, doesn't mean someone born between 1946 and 1964. It never has.
It's always been a dismissive term for an older person with outdated ideas. Every young generation has one.
No, it always has. Some dumb kids just thought that it meant "anyone over the age of thirty," which is dumb.
I (46) was jokingly called a boomer by a 25ish at work and quitely told her I am GenX. Her reply was whats that? (An answer hilariously apt in a meta way) and she told me it to her it meant person with outdated opnion.
The opinion was me not wanting to use AI but rely on my own knowledge in an area I quite frankly am close to being an expert in. No dunning Kruger expert either.
And I am born august 79 so neither really gen x or millennial
1980 here. I consider myself genx. I'm on the side of the line that was too old to get super into pokemon/SpongeBob/Harry Potter. For me that's where millennial begins.
It's because boomer != baby boomer. It's basically the same term as fogie or old-timer. Just the youths dismissive perjorative for older generations.
We all had one.
It's ironic that wanting to use one's own brain makes someone a "boomer." I know not all baby boomers are as intellectually-lazy as the ones I grew up under, but considering that's one trait that I've seen a lot from that cohort, this is weird to see.
The term boomer is going to outlive boomers, so all you Gen X, millennials, etc get used to being called that.
Its okay. Hope the people younger then me have fun however they can. Play safe yall, the world is a dangerous place.
1979 is solidly Gen X by any definition.
But yeah, oof.
Yes, but that does require the assumption that a person who is standmaxxing does use the term boomer correctly.
Boomermaxxing
You're never too old to practice Standmaxxing™️!
Nono, anon IS a boomer
be me
kneelmaxxing at work
my coach tells me to stand up because the national anthem is starting
told him i can't because i'm kneelmaxxing
score 2-14 and get beaten out of the playoffs
why is the nfl like this?