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The genie replied, “Weurd wush… but U wull grant ut.”

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone's gonna have to explain it to my friend, they don't get it

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe your friend was thinking that all of the letter “i”s became “u”s, for example “weird” to “weurd”

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Thank you for the subtle explanatuon for ~~me~~ my fruend

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

It took me longer than I care to admit to get this.

I kept reading it in a backwoods alabama accient, and trying to figure out what it meant.

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This one took me a long while … bravo

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The brits are here

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Except the personal pronoun, that just seems like parts of NZ to me.