And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor
Ranchy Fatman!
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May I switch it?
Childless honey-mustard
Vanilla idiot
If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Sesame oil female
Italian Existing
Hey! Same, same!
Caesar Not Doctor
French Stewart?
Balsamic Tranny
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
I think I might be…Vinegar Homo
Caeser tomboy
Cesar gay
Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.
It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.
Salt and pepper anarchist
My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.
Russian poverty
Honey mustard unreliability
Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.
Balsamic Atheist
Western…
What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.
Ranch Born Female
That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.
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Dry Loser... yikes.
Ceasar childfree. Though really it is Caesar They don't know I have had a vasectomy.
It may be that way for me too. 😉🤷♂️
caesar everything
Ranch Everything
Vinegar no grankids?
Yuzu Weeb.
Vinaigrette Dropout.
Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!
Green Beefsteak Motivation
That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name
Caesar has no children
I went with Cesar Childless 🤣
vinagrette femboy? doesn't sound very tasty
french trans
🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️⚧️
I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".
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