Me: "I regularly start drinking before 10am."
Them: "That's out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead."
Me: "I put orange juice in it."
Them: "tight."
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There was a restaurant that closed near me that would give you apple butter with the mozzarella sticks. Its a sweet/savory combo I wasn't expecting to enjoy, but it was delicious.
I have a weird relationship with cheese. I love it, but too much of it together and it becomes something I just can't eat. So like I'm totally this person because as far as like a "Quantity of Food" goes, both would be in that "warmup to what I'm actually going to eat" category. But that much string cheese on its own has become "Too Much Cheese" and the breading plus sauce breaks up the cheese enough to be something I can eat again.
Saw this before. Asked some friends if they would eat 6 string cheese sticks and immediately all of them said yes... i just said forget it.
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I'd pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I'll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I'll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I'd hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p
Dude. This got me. I just laughed out loud for like 5 minutes
Has it released you yet?
No, still firmly gotten
Sorry, I hope you get unprolapsed soon.
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
"Here is half a pint of cream and a spoon."
"Ew, why would I eat that?"
"Sorry, I forgot to mention I threw in a bunch of sugar and then froze it."
Someone took "shit post" seriously & decided to constipate themselves.
Not if you're lactose intolerant! But then it's also a shit post. A violent and painful one.
This post is funny enough to me as it is, just from an absurdist point of view, but reading these comments it's clear that there's some hidden meaning that I'm not getting, such as knowing what he's actually going to eat.
Mozza sticks (breaded, fried cheese) are frequently seen as a restaurant appetizer
So the idea is that six string cheeses is too much food, but if you dress it up somehow it becomes a first course
Oh right. Six string cheese sticks is definitely not too much food for me unless they're longer outside of where I live
Hm... Makes me wonder if I could make my own by making some batter and deep-frying string cheese sticks.
Cheese sticks are way cheaper than pre-made mozzarella sticks.
They’ll be huge. One normal cheese stick has a lot more cheese than a fried mozzarella stick. OP’s joke is not literally true.
Only if you use the cheese sticks as is. You could cut the cheese sticks before battering and deep frying.
Or, hear me out; what's wrong with six giant deep-fried sticks of cheese???
The surface area to volume ratio.
You can compensate by lowering the oil temperature if you're deep frying. If you're using an air fryer you could start at a high temp for the crispy outside then lower the temp for the melt-y goodness.
We have the technology!
It seems wrong but it feels so right
Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.
Edit: We've been lied to. https://youtu.be/wjky-qAaT9g
I guess only freezer fried cheese sticks are breading pockets.
Thx, this just made me feel bad about myself.
You’re welcome! ☺️