this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Dad got a "ask her out, you can do it."

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

what in the Kentucky fuckin chicken??

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Mom made a sandwich for Dad and a sandwich for OP (son) but mixed them up.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

And Dad thinks he got the ok for an affair.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago

Plot twist: OP packs his own lunches

[–] wesker 30 points 16 hours ago

Operating on the assumption that someone is lying on the internet, and this was actually a significant other who wrote this, it's both saucy and really endearing.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's great, but when can I have it back??

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago

This belongs on something like suddenlyincest or something