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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 188 points 9 months ago

“ We are the only species on Earth that observe "Shark Week". Sharks don't even observe "Shark Week", but we do. For the same reason I can pick this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this (breaks pencil) and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside, because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for Screenwriting.”

-Jeff Winger

[-] ech@lemm.ee 34 points 9 months ago

Community came out of the gates swinging.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

It really did, first season knocked it out of the park, and it really didn’t start getting inconsistent until late season three, even then it’s still great

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Is Good Will Hunting not considered a good movie? I’ve only heard good things about it, and that’s the Academy award I see for Ben Affleck.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Yes, Good Will Hunting is considered a good movie, a high quality movie in fact. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.

There is however a rumor that Good Will Hunting was written solely by Matt Damon, or at the very least the best parts of the film were written by Matt Damon. The joke being that Matt Damon earned the Award, and Ben Affleck's name is just attached, but we feel bad for him so he gets the award too.

In fact the first season of Family Guy, released shortly after the film references it, https://youtu.be/DRd_Gv90Y4Q

I will note that there is no real legitimacy to this rumor. AFAIK it's just tabloid gossip.

[-] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I was just recently revisiting old episodes of the harmontown podcast, and there's one near the start where Dan Harmon rants about how Good Will Hunting is not a good movie. He particularly thinks the "how do you like them apples" scene is dumb. So I'm guessing, since Harmon wrote that speech, that Jeff Winger shares his opinion. He also mentioned the theory that William Goldman actually wrote the screenplay, but I think the main thing is that he thinks it sucks.

I believe it was the tour episode when they're in Massachusetts.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

I'm no Dan Harmon, but I think it sucks too.

[-] Beaphe@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I know I suck.

But I also hate when Afleck speaks with any kind of Bahstin accent.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Next we'll find out that it was actually Matt Damon who was the bomb in Phantoms.

[-] Misconduct@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago

Oh my god. Steve is dead.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 57 points 9 months ago

Sounds like Derek is in a sticky situation.

[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Attachment issues? Not when you're Derek!

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 22 points 9 months ago

Derek is known for establishing strong bonds throughout the community.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Derek is also known for having been eaten by a kindergartener.

[-] allomanticpush@lemmy.radio 7 points 9 months ago
[-] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

It's all fun and games until the kids go home and tell their parents Derek went missing

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago

"Derek got used up and we threw him in the trash"

[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"I grabbed Derek and smeared him all over my art project today!"

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm naming all my posts from now on.

This is Janegus. Janegus, this is where we keep the threads.

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Delete him, brother. Delete Janegus.

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Your upvote is in another Janegus.

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Maximum Derek.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Works with farm animals too. In 2009 the ignobel Veterinary medicine price was given for discovering that cows who have names give more milk than cows that are nameless. Apparently the nameless cows receive inferior treatment from the employees, which is then reflected in their wellbeing and milk production. If production animals have only numbers instead of proper names, people have a harder time relating to them, and consequently, don’t treat them much better than a child would treat a nameless gluestick.

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Interesting, the brain is a weird thing. Thanks for sharing!

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Excellent to also teach Personification 👏

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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