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EDIT: A tale of 2 struggling artists bonding over a love of each others art.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I never go to the same place and order the same thing more than two days in a row. I don't want anyone to notice a pattern and figure out my next move. Oh, you think I'm the coffee and croissant guy? Bam, just a sandwich today! Keep trying suckers.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the potential missed connections!

The loves that could blossom!

The friendships that could be born!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We can connect about how unpredictable and mysterious I am.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You meet the love of your life once, and never again, despite both of you searching for each other - both of you are unpredictable and so random as to never cross paths again.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, we serendipitously keep meeting all the time in completely unexpected places. The only pattern that emerges form the chaos of our lives is us meeting all the time.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Jarvis, play Star Wars Love Theme

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 40 points 3 days ago

German title better be Döner Macht Schöner.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'm pretty sure the more famous 4Chan story would be the guy who made his own semen into alcohol.

[–] remon@ani.social 11 points 2 days ago

Please tell me less.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no i think it'll be a movie about gnu/linux

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

That's Lemmy. This is about a 4chan movie.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

As a 40 year old single male

the movie

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do kebabs heal people or does an unexpected pay bump help people heal themselves?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The person that needed healing (Anon) did not receive a pay bump, the guy making the kebabs did

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Healing tgrough morbid obesity

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guarantee the man making food would benefit from a pay boost.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not arguing that he wouldn't. Per the post, they are receiving an unexpected pay-bump (via OP tipping 50%). However the aim of the post is to say the kebab healed OP, not that a pay-bump healed the kebab man (or helped anyone "heal themselves" like your other comment said).

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The kebab maker's kind words healed OP, which OP motivated through consistent financial boosts. The lesson is that OP has the power to be the healing force he wishes to see in the world, but he's going to have to stop projecting it onto kebabs in order to see it.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a green text so I have to go with the simplest explanation:

Kebab heals people

I ate Kabab and survived. It is good.

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

“Is This Duck?”

oh no wait no