B.J. Nomnom
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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That's gotta be a pseudonym, that name's a bit hard to swallow.
Spoiler alert
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
- Sell a get rich quick book to suckers
- Write a book named "How to earn salary without working"
- Be born filthy fucking rich
Own capital
tl;dr: do crimes.
Sounds like work…
For some of us, just existing is a crime in and of itself. It can be so easy!
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Not anymore, and I owe 24k on SSI payments trump retroactively made illegal
I don't mind working, I just don't want to do what they tell me to. That's why I've been self-employed for over 30 years. I got real tired of moronic middle managers forcing me to do stuff I knew was stupid.
The 20 jobs I've applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route
I'm casing houses on my nightly walks
write a book 'how to earn 1000$ quickly no scam'
make 10+ copies of book
sell each book for 1000$
Management
Takes some effort up front, but cult leader?
Both my sisters figured it out somewhat.
One sister is often on-call as a nurse, she answers 5 calls over 24h and gets paid a full workday's salary for it. Downside is it limits a bit what you can do.
Other sister speedran care worker to 24h disabled help night shifts. Found a person, established a sleep routine, she and patient sleep the whole night except my sister gets paid overtime salary for it.
Page 1: “Write a book called “How To Earn A Salary Without Working” and get people to buy it. The rest of the pages in this book can be used for sketching, journaling, or scrapbooking.”