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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 79 points 6 days ago

Look at all those superior genes.

Peak perfection.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

More proof that you're not ugly, you're just poor.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know I'm not ugly, but Elon Musk was and still is.

[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Boy sure bought a lot of gender-affirming care to get away from this. I wonder if he's sees this chinless, hairless, loser when he's tweaking on ketamine and staring into the bathroom mirror.

Loser.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

Bodyshaming never hurts the insulted.

[–] HumbleExaggeration@feddit.org 34 points 6 days ago

Somehow he looks more human to me back then

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, take the money, crop the photo slightly along the edge, thus making a new picture, not covered by the agreement.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I imagine Musk has the lawyers to write up a contract to cover those contingencies. Still immensely stupid to even try.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You are probably right, though it would be fun to argue at what point does the picture stop being the same picture, how much do you have to edit?

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude. TIFF of Theseus.

Or 'Shop of Theseus, for a more layered joke.

[–] redknight942@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

The Gimp of Theseus is a totally different experiment. ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ask AI to do the crop. It's 100% not the same picture, just an AI generation in the same style.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Could also just feed into AI

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 12 points 6 days ago

I didn't get my 43 billion.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

There's a Mastercard joke in there somewhere.

You can pay for your looks all you want but being recognizable as a reckless Nazi...priceless

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 12 points 6 days ago
[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 11 points 6 days ago

What a fucking dweeb

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If he had a benevolent facial expression instead of a creepy one, he'd look normal. Maybe not pretty, but it'd be the kind of face you could find pretty if you were fond of the person it is attached to.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

His general head area would still give testicle vibes, I think.