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[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The chances this fixes it are... Remote.

[–] Marn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

That dog looks like Taylor Swift and I cannot unseeit

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remote. Brought to you by the 90's.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

90s remotes really do just hit different

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My dog did it my wallet one time. Had to go to the bank to replace the debit cards and credit cards as their phone people didn't believe the dig are my cards excuse.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's so weird. Why do they even care what the replacement reason is?

It's like, "Just deactivate them and send new ones to the address on record."

Maybe they were stolen. Maybe they were slid through someone's buttcrack as a joke and merchant's won't take stinky buttcards. Shouldn't matter. The cards are now unusable for whatever reason. They should send new ones.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

If the cards were lost there was a $7 dollar per card replacement fee. If they were damaged or unable to be used, no fee.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

My dog did this to my 3DS. Fortunately I stopped him before it was completely destroyed.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He’s so pleased with his work.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's actually what's called a submissive grin. The dog knows he screwed up and is basically saying "please don't hurt me".

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

This guy dogs

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you, came here to say this. It never stops being depressing that, what seems to be, a huge majority of people not knowing even the most basic body language of dogs and cats (the two species you'd expect, but it goes for all animals). I watch a lot of videos of all kinds of animals and so many are shared as "oooh, look at this smiling, happy, funny etc. animal" but it's actually a living being in distress, and very rarely are there any comments about it and most of the time when there are they get lots of replies along the line of "fuck off, don't ruin the fun we're having". I hate people like that so much.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Just the Dog picture I needed today 💯