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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

[-] Zellith@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Ass tastes like ass.. why would anyone eat it?

[-] TALL421@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

Adding to the list of sane people. Hi its me and my gf

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Second human here. As a Germaphobe, these people are vile.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

[-] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here's one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don't wipe them down.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

[-] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

My family isn't medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don't have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I can’t imagine wearing shoes indoors. But I live in frozen tundra of wet so that definitely contributes.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t even like looking at it!

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

I know Lemmy is for nerds because there's a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm literally a microbiologist, but I'm scared of weighing in. In short, eat that ass.

Also a microbiologist, don't eat that ass, shit's gross.

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Wipe first.

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That's not funny

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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