Inform them about their mother while you are at it

THE Pheobe and Godog!?!? The ones that flipped doggy heaven on its head as soon as they got there with their adrenaline and thrill seeking feats of bravery!?!? They jumped 38 dog houses on a dog bone shaped rocket wagon! They hold the record for lifting the biggest stick AND they found THE coolest rock at the bottom of Lake Doge. Trampoline, Trapeze, High Dive, AND Giant cannon shows. On top of being friends to every orphan they still have time to hold the Tag Team tug of war championship collars. You are the human to Legends!

AI will make things better

I deal with PTSD vets every day so I understand the snap buuuuut.... No one else gets to get away with a slap on the wrist because of their mental illness so fuckem

Dudes a textbook "pharisee" christian. Just look at the "personal life" portion of his wiki.

We got an edgy one here. No one get cut

I went to an annual check up a month ago. Got my abdomen and throat pushed on for lumps, got a flu shot, got a prescription for ADHD meds (just the paper), got a blood test for cholesterol (cheapest part of the itemized invoice). Total without insurance was $523 for less that a 10min stay, with insurance it was $10. New insurance (Blue Cross) denied paying for my meds even though I've been taking them since middle school. Our country is garbage because we care about investors above all else.